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July Quote Highlight
The complied quotes for the great month of July!
Hello everyone and welcome back to the best time of the month! This month’s quotes come a bit late unfortunately. You can thank my lecturers for giving me five assignments at once. Good times.
Anyway, let’s get down to business!
Quoterinos:
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“Klance is fake!” - Emily and Keith
- I don’t even know you guys anymore…
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“Jack do you need to pee?” - Liz
- Thanks for asking Liz, we were starting to worry.
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“Why tf did we reset the quote board?” - Everyone
- Ivan needs room for maths, and new quotes need room to grow and flourish.
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“I am going to learn the shit out of HIV!” - Matt
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“I’ve never had a quote…” - Tanner
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“You make it sound like I was trying to hop on his doodle!” - Liz
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“How do you pull a late night then?”
“Speed” - Hayden
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“I like my animals like I like my violence. Domestic.” - Hayden
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“Dark matter - True; Dark People’s rights - False” - Hayden
- Bloody hell Hayden, you are going straight to hell with that triple combo.
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“Why won’t it eat cookies in the ass?” - Rylan
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“Do you still have a girlfriend or did she leave you?” - Rachel
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“Look at this guy he’s so depressing” - Rachel
- Holy shit savage…
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“Disco Disco Good Good” - Our Lord/Savior/Daddy
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“Oh yeah we’re peds, peds isn’t bad!?” - Peter
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“If you chop of my nose I’ll die of blood loss… Have you seen the size of my nose?” - Shon
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“Can’t wait till I am a sperm!” - Rylan
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“I can go on a dry spell without muff for one day.” - Peter
- I admire your commitment to muff Peter, but you may have a problem…
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“I don’t like them when they are dead, I like them when they are dying.” - Unknown
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“Smash that ABORT button!” - Ethan
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“I don’t have a quote on there” - Sean
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“A shit poo.” - Rachel
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“I haven’t been up on the quote board in a while, I guess that’s a blessing” - Unknown
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“Stop distracting me!” - Maddy
“Stop trying to sleep with me!” - Liam
Quote Awards!
Most desperate quoters:
Oh boy, this one is definitely earned by all those who have scraped a spot on the board. So this month’s most desperate quotes go to Sean and Tanner. Please clap..
“I’ve never had a quote…” - Tanner
“I don’t have a quote on there” - Sean
“You’re going to hell” Award:
As the title may suggest, this person has a certain type of personality to deliver quotes that have a large chance of banishing the quoter to the lowest depth of the lowest realm of hell. This month the winner is obvious. Sorry Hayden, it’s one way trip to become Satan’s mistress for you.
“I like my animals like I like my violence. Domestic.” - Hayden
“Dark matter - True; Dark People’s rights - False” - Hayden
Most wholesome quote:
This award is a rarity, probably for obvious reasons. It celebrates the quote that manage to make it on the board not for their shock value, but for their ability to improve our lives. Unfortunately, the winner’s name this week is unknown. Sad reacts only please.
“Disco Disco Good Good” - Our Lord/Savior/Daddy